Last summer, former Twitter abuser and Award Winnning Journalist™ Chuck C. Johnson launched a new website, GotNews, promising that it would disrupt the media landscape and put the traditional media
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Category: OPINION
I’ll show you! I’m not going to write anything more until I get Twitter back!
The parody news site, GotNewsDotCom, has become strangely quiet since its proprietor, Chuck C. Johnson (see file photo, left), lost his Twitter accounts over Memorial Day weekend. While Johnson sulks
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ANALYSIS: All those other times #ChuckCJohnson was kicked off Twitter
Yet another GotNwes translation of yet another whine rant analysis by Award Winning Narcissist Journalist Chuck C. Johnson. ————— Welcome new followers and friends: there’s a lot of misinformation about
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Yup, Bill O’Reilly lied, and now we I will inject myself into the debate
[Chuck C. Johnson’s analysis of the Bill O’Leilly affair, translated into plain language.] Bill O’Reilly lied about his career, and the conservative media needs to stop making excuses for him.
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ANALYSIS: The myth about the “Obama is a Christian” truth, and also send us money #ObamaLovesAmerica
Hack reporter Bob Costa, who has a real job at a real news outlet, The Washington Post (unlike us, so we hates him), asked Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker a really
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BATTING AVERAGE .000: How many stories has @GotNewsDotCom got right so far?
GNDC editor-in-thief Chuck C. Johnson says bloggers and journalists should be measured by their “batting averages” — the proportion of stories they’ve actually gotten right. Herein is a list of
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EXCLUSIVE: The GotNwes transcript of This Week with Chuck C. Johnson, episode 1
Previously, we at GotNwes summarized the inaugural video of GotNewsDotCom (GNDC) as “we took out Brian Williams.” We confess that at the time, we didn’t watch the entire 46-minute video.
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Gay, Catholic, liberal conservative whatever blogger Andrew Sullivan is stepping away from blogging — again — so let me bore you talk to you about how he and I are
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BREAKING, EXCLUSIVE: We think smearing right wing darling #HollyFisher is a clever idea
After three days of looking, GotNwes’ trained monkeys mercenary researchers finally found a nwes stroy worthy of our attention. Based on our rumor mongering sources, we think right wing darling
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