The last few days have not been especially good for the Award Winning Journalist™ Chuck C. Johnson. On Tuesday he served as the foil in a Comedy Central pilot, and
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Category: SNAFU
EXCLUSIVE: The saga of Chuck Johnson’s big Comedy Central debut (as in ‘duh butt’ of jokes)
Johnson watchers (that sounds kinda risqué, actually) were treated to the following announcement on the Award Winning Journalist’s Facebook page last week. Given the writer’s tendency to exaggerate his accomplishments,
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BUSTED: Pinterest not white enough, says Chuck C. Johnson, who goofs again
The latest tech company to earn the scorn and derision of pasty white, factually challenged Chuck C. Johnson is Pinterest, which he claims is the unnamed social media company discussed
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BREAKING: Our spies tell us Google is rigging election; also reptilians & Soros
GotNwes.com has spies everywhere, like in your closet or on your wifi router. We know about her. And him. And the money in the Caymans. So, don’t try to deny
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ANALYSISIS: Forget what I said about Ted Cruz, Trump’s The One
I may have said Ted Cruz was The One, and he was going to win the nomination and the presidency, but what I really meant was Donald Trump was The
Continue reading »Ted Cruz pulls out of race, Chuck C. Johnson out of $5,400 bet
Way back in February, Award Winning Journalist™ Chuck C. Johnson said he was putting his money where his mouth is — no not there — and plunked down $5,400 on
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GotNewsDotCom: @realDonaldTrump beats Baltimore mayoral candidate @DeRay McKesson
Today’s political non sequitur is brought to you by Award Winning Journalist™ and bizarro logician Chuck C. Johnson, who is all a-twitter because presidential candidate Donald Trump got more votes
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UPDATED: Chuck Johnson says he’s quitting fascist Facebook, then comes right back
In a video message to his dozens of fans, Chuck C. Johnson declares that Facebook is “enslaving people” and quashing his free speech, so he says “not going to be
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His ‘Summer of Justice’ boomerangs to Chuck Johnson’s doorstep
A California state court has served Chuck C. Johnson with a show cause order after he failed to appear for a mandatory case management hearing last week. In December, Johnson
Continue reading »DUMB! Dana Loesch can’t spel, and I’m to cheap to pay a copy editer
[In this latest chapter of “Pot v. Kettle,” Award Winning Journalist™ and middle school spelling champ Chuck C. Johnson goes after fellow conservative writer Dana Loesch for spelling errors. Our
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