BREAKING: Chasing conclusions with evidence

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sony_pictures_logoSince GotNwes has already decided the Sony hack was an inside job, we are now trying to cover our ass and find an insider who might have done it, maybe. All we’re going to say now is that she’s a former employee of Sony who may or may not be named Lena. We’ll totally dox her in a little while, but first we’ll rake her online alias over the coals.

Also, we called her parents’ home, but the people there hung up on us.

Also, we think there’s another woman leaker, but we’re just pulling ideas from our ass, or hoping someone will pop up all pissed and everything and tell us it’s her.

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