ANALYSISIS: $TWTR doomed because it’s not white enough

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Twitter is doomed, because they dumped me, but meanwhile let me back on
Twitter is doomed, because they dumped me, but meanwhile let me back on
Some of my clients — OK, this one guy — have asked me to expand on an analysysisis piece I wrote several months ago predicting the collapse of Twitter and most advertised-based publications (like GotNewsDotCom?).

But instead of expanding on it, I’ll just dump some notes on you and let you figure it out on your own.

Also, Twitter’s stock price is tanking because they kicked me off forever, took away Milo’s blue check mark, and also Azealia Banks dissed @SarahPalinUSA. Twitter doesn’t like white people, that’s all. And we know it, so we’re not using Twitter (even though half my notes are from Twitter), and especially we’re not buying Twitter stock.

So there.

Meanwhile, we’d really like to get back on Twitter, so click one those red boxes on our website to find out how.

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[EDITORS NOTE: We provide this screencap to explain the above pile of random wordage. Ours is much shorter than the original, which really is a copypasta dump of tweets, paragraphs and even self-referential quotes from Award Winning Journalist™ and financial expert Chuck C. Johnson by Chuck C. Johnson.]

If it were only so easy to explain
If it were only so easy to explain

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