Today’s political non sequitur is brought to you by Award Winning Journalist™ and bizarro logician Chuck C. Johnson, who is all a-twitter because presidential candidate Donald Trump got more votes than mayoral candidate DeRay McKesson.
This is a bit like saying the Houston Rockets are a better ball club because they get more points per game than the New York Yankees, but it means Something Significant to Johnson, who notably hates McKesson and adores Trump.
Johnson has now convinced himself that McKesson and Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey are lovers, because that could be the only explanation for Twitter perma-banning Johnson last Memorial Day weekend after he tweeted he wanted to “take out” McKesson.
He also believes Twitter’s share price is tanking because Twitter banned him.
Because in the end, it’s all about him.