GotNewsDotCom: UBeam doomed to fail; not white male enough

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UBeam tech will make all your devices female!
UBeam tech will make all your devices female!
[Thoughts(?) from the white male mind(?) of Comedy Central foil Chuck C. Johnson.]

Maybe it’s time Silicon Valley invested in some white male startups again, because the last two white female startups are toast.

Never mind that most tech startups fail at some point. The only reason Theranos and UBeam are on the ropes is their white female CEOs. It is so written in the Alt-Right, Men’s Rights Lifestyle Manuals.

Male-dominated companies never fail, except maybe for Enron. Or AIG. Or ... nevermind!
Male-dominated companies never fail, except maybe for Enron. Or AIG. Or … nevermind!

And speaking of cons, have I told you about the Johnson dollar diversity dilemma hypothesis yet? I have? Well, here it is again. Companies that strive for diversity will fail, so they are shortable. Also bankruptable. If you want more timely financial advice, send me an email at editor@gotnwes.com. And a check.

ADDENDUM: Johnson posted this on his Facebook page, which is still visible despite his suspension.

What about carrot-tops running groundbreaking media shakeups?
What about carrot-tops running groundbreaking media shakeups?

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