Watching CNN, GotNwes heard the words “Muslim,” “Islam” and some kind of denial going on, so we rushed to our computer to post something about it, even though it has nothing to do at all with the brutal attacks on Charlie Hebdo in Paris.
In fact, anytime anyone mentions those words, we’ll post about it and hashtag it #JeSuisCharlie, for the clicks.
And all that stuff about the Paris terrorists being trained in Yemen? Don’t believe it, because GotNwes is sure they were trained right there in Paris at that mosque by that imam.
Also, the FBI is wrong! OMG, they’re going to start a war! I’m trying to prevent it. North Korea had nothing to do with the Sony Pictures hack. As we previously reported, it was an inside job by a disgruntled, and very old, toon.