After 17 months, Chuck C. Johnson returns to Twitter yet again, suspended yet again

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[UPDATE — Chuck C. Johnson’s 24th Twitter account was suspended sometime before 8 am Eastern Time. Will he never learn?]

The greatest researcher in the world! LOL!
The greatest researcher in the world! LOL!

And yes, GotNwes has returned to the web as well after a three-month absence, during which we had hoped never to do another Chuck C. Johnson story ever again. But circumstances compel us to resume Chuck-trolling.

Johnson returned to Twitter on Nov. 1 in his usual boastful way, predicting the end of Twitter that he still wants to be a part of, the victory of Trump that he made possible, the demise of anyone who crosses him, and the nascent power of @theonetruechuck who is more powerful than Vladimir Putin.

It is his 24th Twitter account since he was permanently suspended over Memorial Day weekend in 2015. His previous attempts were all promptly suspended within days (or even hours), and we expect this one will be toast pretty soon, too.

Perhaps it’s only coincidental that Johnson’s quixotic return to Twitter comes just a day after a Daily Beast article reporting on his feud with Roger J. Stone over some BS about Bill Clinton having a black love child. Stone had some very uncomplimentary things to say about Johnson.

In an email, Stone called Johnson a “spastic loser,” a “talentless little asshole,” and “mentally ill.”

He said Johnson being on the autism spectrum, which he has been open about, explains his problems.

“The issues with autism,” Stone said, “are essentially a person is highly intelligent on the one hand [like Dustin Hoffman’s Rain Man], but on the other hand their social skills are stuck at about the level of a 5 year old.”

Stone continued, “So he does ‘off the wall’ things that to the normal person is betrayal/jerk/asshole/crazy, but in his 5-year-old mind he is only able to consider the need for getting attention, nothing else. He was temporarily kicked off Twitter for giving out the home addresses of reporters, then get got reinstated and did it again! He got kicked off again temporarily, and did it again! Then he got permanently banned. So this how the autistic mind / 5-year-old child thinks, he does what brings him attention at the moment, and cannot take consequences into consideration.”

Johnson does not respond well to criticism, and quickly goes on the counter-attack, so it’s entirely possible he barged his way back onto Twitter to show up Stone — and unwittingly prove Stone’s summary of his personality correct. We note however that Johnson has yet to attack Stone, a close advisor to Republican candidate Donald J. Trump (R-Russia), as Johnson has been trying to ride Trump’s coattails since February.

As his tweets will soon be history, we at GotNwes have thoughtfully preserved them for posterity, and share them here. You’re welcome.

Great pickup line!
Great pickup line!

Selling used Trump merchandise
Selling used Trump merchandise

Chuck runs the FBI -- pass it on
Chuck runs the FBI — pass it on

Only Chuck can fix!
Only Chuck can fix!

Focusing on the key issues, as usual
Focusing on the key issues, as usual

Well, Duke is sure to win now! He's got the troll vote
Well, Duke is sure to win now! He’s got the troll vote

Are you that sure, Chuck?
Are you that sure, Chuck?

Spit or swallow? "Finish Weiner on my own"
Spit or swallow? “Finish Weiner on my own”

Putin has Twitter accountant. CTA?
Putin has Twitter accountant. CTA?

Obsess about blow jobs and race much, junior?
Obsess about blow jobs and race much, junior?

Booze beginning to impede language functions
Booze beginning to impede language functions

Please pity the poor white male who has no Twitter -- oh, wait
Please pity the poor white male who has no Twitter — oh, wait

Prepare to be taken over by Uber-Chuck!!
Prepare to be taken over by Uber-Chuck!!

Those women are no doubt crushed
Those women are no doubt crushed

But really, some of his best friends are ...
But really, some of his best friends are …

The Trump regime, the Trumpenreich -- we see a pattern, ja?
The Trump regime, the Trumpenreich — we see a pattern, ja?

Only he can save Twitter!!
Only he can save Twitter!!

To save Twitter, allow people to pay their followers. Brilliant!
To save Twitter, allow people to pay their followers. Brilliant!

More winning pickup lines!
More winning pickup lines!

He's making a list, checking it twice
He’s making a list, checking it twice

We're beginning to think all is not well in the Johnson household
We’re beginning to think all is not well in the Johnson household

[NOTE: He was still tweeting at midnight California time, but we have other things more important to do than monitor his Twitter feed. The dishes, for example. BBL]

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