BREAKING, breaking! Everything’s breaking!

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Breaking_techniqueEvery news item at is Breaking! news, even when it isn’t all that new, or interesting, or even correct. Breaking just makes it sound cool, like GotNwes is a real news organization.

We have an army of paid researchers, who are addicted like me, painstakingly find stories bordering on fiction, or fantasy, or paranoid delusions. Take your pick. Then we print them here without worrying about fact-checking or old-timey, obsolete jornalism stuff like that. It’s all about the clicks, the clicks, no treble.

Well, I don’t have a real job, so I gotta money somehow.

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