The latest tech company to earn the scorn and derision of pasty white, factually challenged Chuck C. Johnson is Pinterest, which he claims is the unnamed social media company discussed
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BREAKING: Our spies tell us Google is rigging election; also reptilians & Soros
GotNwes.com has spies everywhere, like in your closet or on your wifi router. We know about her. And him. And the money in the Caymans. So, don’t try to deny
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ANALYSISIS: Forget what I said about Ted Cruz, Trump’s The One
I may have said Ted Cruz was The One, and he was going to win the nomination and the presidency, but what I really meant was Donald Trump was The
Continue reading »Ted Cruz pulls out of race, Chuck C. Johnson out of $5,400 bet
Way back in February, Award Winning Journalist™ Chuck C. Johnson said he was putting his money where his mouth is — no not there — and plunked down $5,400 on
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Intel stock ‘falling like rock’ because it’s not white enough — Chuck C. Johnson
Award Winning Journalist™ and now investment adviser Chuck C. Johnson blames a diversity initiative for Intel’s recent share price losses. IOW, Intel is not white enough. He’s made similar claims
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2013 NEWSFLASH: Twitter CEO Dorsey hacked website as teen, Chuck Johnson calls him a felon
Not content with predicting the imminent demise of Twitter, Award Winning Whiner™ Chuck C. Johnson is now calling its CEO Jack Dorsey a criminal and a fraudster (his favorite word).
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GotNewsDotCom: @realDonaldTrump beats Baltimore mayoral candidate @DeRay McKesson
Today’s political non sequitur is brought to you by Award Winning Journalist™ and bizarro logician Chuck C. Johnson, who is all a-twitter because presidential candidate Donald Trump got more votes
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UPDATED: Chuck Johnson says he’s quitting fascist Facebook, then comes right back
In a video message to his dozens of fans, Chuck C. Johnson declares that Facebook is “enslaving people” and quashing his free speech, so he says “not going to be
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Chuck C. Johnson: Puerto Ricans are too stupid, so let the island’s economy tank!
The National Review and House Speaker Paul Ryan have called for bailing out Puerto Rico, but they’ve failed to note how pathetically stupid Puerto Ricans are. I mean, they want
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EXCLUSIVE: Chuck C. Johnson hates Cathy Young, who isn’t white enough
Here’s the basic facts. Cathy Young is female (duh). She’s Jewish. She’s libertarian. She doesn’t like Donald Trump much. She says the alt-right movement, which loves Trump, is basically a
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