Chuck Johnson started his own Chuck Johnson Reddit AMA, as promoted by Chuck Johnson AMA LLC, on The Donald subreddit, because, you know, self-promotion and news-cycle hijacking are Johnson’s forte.
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Good Jews support Donald Trump, who’s a Viking Jew himself — Chuck C. Johnson
Good Jews support Donald Trump. Bad Jews are ones who don’t. Also, I know Jews. And Trump is kinda Jewish himself. So, he could be our first Jewish president. Or
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DUMB: Did Chuck C. Johnson fall and hit his head? #IranDeal
[EDITOR’S NOTE: There are times when we don’t even have to parody GotNewsDotCom, and this is one of them. In his haste to prove something — anything — possibly maybe
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GotNewsDotCom: UBeam doomed to fail; not white male enough
[Thoughts(?) from the white male mind(?) of Comedy Central foil Chuck C. Johnson.] Maybe it’s time Silicon Valley invested in some white male startups again, because the last two white
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BREAKING: Chuck C. Johnson suspended from Facebook yet again
The last few days have not been especially good for the Award Winning Journalist™ Chuck C. Johnson. On Tuesday he served as the foil in a Comedy Central pilot, and
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EXCLUSIVE: The saga of Chuck Johnson’s big Comedy Central debut (as in ‘duh butt’ of jokes)
Johnson watchers (that sounds kinda risqué, actually) were treated to the following announcement on the Award Winning Journalist’s Facebook page last week. Given the writer’s tendency to exaggerate his accomplishments,
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BUSTED: Pinterest not white enough, says Chuck C. Johnson, who goofs again
The latest tech company to earn the scorn and derision of pasty white, factually challenged Chuck C. Johnson is Pinterest, which he claims is the unnamed social media company discussed
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BREAKING: Our spies tell us Google is rigging election; also reptilians & Soros
GotNwes.com has spies everywhere, like in your closet or on your wifi router. We know about her. And him. And the money in the Caymans. So, don’t try to deny
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ANALYSISIS: Forget what I said about Ted Cruz, Trump’s The One
I may have said Ted Cruz was The One, and he was going to win the nomination and the presidency, but what I really meant was Donald Trump was The
Continue reading »Ted Cruz pulls out of race, Chuck C. Johnson out of $5,400 bet
Way back in February, Award Winning Journalist™ Chuck C. Johnson said he was putting his money where his mouth is — no not there — and plunked down $5,400 on
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