Way back in February, Award Winning Journalist™ Chuck C. Johnson said he was putting his money where his mouth is — no not there — and plunked down $5,400 on
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Intel stock ‘falling like rock’ because it’s not white enough — Chuck C. Johnson
Award Winning Journalist™ and now investment adviser Chuck C. Johnson blames a diversity initiative for Intel’s recent share price losses. IOW, Intel is not white enough. He’s made similar claims
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2013 NEWSFLASH: Twitter CEO Dorsey hacked website as teen, Chuck Johnson calls him a felon
Not content with predicting the imminent demise of Twitter, Award Winning Whiner™ Chuck C. Johnson is now calling its CEO Jack Dorsey a criminal and a fraudster (his favorite word).
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Chuck C. Johnson: Puerto Ricans are too stupid, so let the island’s economy tank!
The National Review and House Speaker Paul Ryan have called for bailing out Puerto Rico, but they’ve failed to note how pathetically stupid Puerto Ricans are. I mean, they want
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EXCLUSIVE: Chuck C. Johnson hates Cathy Young, who isn’t white enough
Here’s the basic facts. Cathy Young is female (duh). She’s Jewish. She’s libertarian. She doesn’t like Donald Trump much. She says the alt-right movement, which loves Trump, is basically a
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Netflix $NFLX doomed because it’s not white (supremacist) enough, says Chuck Johnson
Award Winning Journalist™ Chuck C. Johnson is now trying to do to financial analysis what he’s done to journalism. He wants his readers to short Netflix stock, based on his
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BREAKING, EARTH SHATTERING: GotNewsDotCom reveals @SooperMexican may or may not be Mexican
A week ago, Award winning Journalist Chuck C. Johnson was convinced that the conservative blogger known as SooperMexican was an Anglo computer guy from Oregon, despite the guy saying he
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His ‘Summer of Justice’ boomerangs to Chuck Johnson’s doorstep
A California state court has served Chuck C. Johnson with a show cause order after he failed to appear for a mandatory case management hearing last week. In December, Johnson
Continue reading »DUMB! Dana Loesch can’t spel, and I’m to cheap to pay a copy editer
[In this latest chapter of “Pot v. Kettle,” Award Winning Journalist™ and middle school spelling champ Chuck C. Johnson goes after fellow conservative writer Dana Loesch for spelling errors. Our
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WE DID IT! Our fearsome mind control powers have freed Corey Lewandowski!
Not that we’ve ever said this before — except for those two or three other times — GotNewsDotCom has influenced the course of human events by our sheer hatred and
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